Is this a serious talk, mom?
I've been missing out
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Swallow, count and repeat
Use this fucking slut
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
I'll help you get up, baby
Only one thing can get done around her
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Solid presentation prep, boss
Don't let it slip out again!
I love your ideas, honey
Wanna climb my fucklist?